• me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
  • me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him

meowoofau:

mini me

It’s me but mini.

Image credits: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

patchworkillustration:

Sketches from a CD brief - ‘the Fox; Ylvis’

I met this artist on a train once, we sat talking awkwardly about horse riding and fandoms, I had no idea she was this good!

herbal-kids:

“Peaches has died. We are beyond pain. She was the wildest, funniest, cleverest, wittiest and the most bonkers of us all. Writing ‘was’ destroys me afresh. What a beautiful child. How is this possible that we will not see her again? How is that bearable? We loved her and will cherish her forever. How sad that sentence is.”
— The most tragically beautiful press statement by Bob Geldof  

herbal-kids:

Peaches has died. We are beyond pain. She was the wildest, funniest, cleverest, wittiest and the most bonkers of us all. Writing ‘was’ destroys me afresh. What a beautiful child. How is this possible that we will not see her again? How is that bearable? We loved her and will cherish her forever. How sad that sentence is.”
— The most tragically beautiful press statement by Bob Geldof  

solemnxrequiem:

Sir Anthony Hopkins Hears The Waltz He Wrote 50 Years Ago For The First Time

Academy Award-winning actor Sir Anthony Hopkins was a musician before he got into acting. 50 years ago he wrote a waltz but was too afraid to ever hear it play. Dutch violinist André Rieu performs it for the very first time. Watch Hopkins’ reaction.

(I wasn’t able to watch it because it’s not available in my country so here is another link! x )

ATTENTION GERMAN FOLLOWERS

dr-horrible-in-the-tardis:

THERE HAS BEEN A CHLORIC GAS LEAK IN A CHEMICAL FAKTORY IN NIEDERKASSEL- IF YOU LIVE THERE OR IN THIS AREA AND HAVE NOT BEEN INFORMED YET: CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS AND DO NOT GO OUTSIDE. CHLORINE GAS IS REALLY DAMAGING FOR YOUR LUNGS AND HEALTH AND CAN BE DEADLY. PLEASE BE SAFE.

None of you warned me about the Perks of Being a Wall Flower. I watched it and I am an emotional wreck and Ben finishes rehearsal in 10 minutes.

I thought I could trust you.

Pride and Prejudice (2005) + running

Finally watching the Perks of Being a Wallflower while Ben’s in rehearsal, watching Submarine when he gets back so he can point out his old classrooms and his friend Morgan. At some point he’ll have to point out his scene in Hunky Dory

wisdom-of-spring:

Me and Chris watched Moulin Rouge. Apparently I’m not allowed to tell she-changed-her-blog-again & theirtakingthehobbits that I finally got him into a musical….

YES!! Thank you Mel!
just-stuck-on-the-puzzle, what have I been telling you all these years? Next step: Les Mis! :P
The greatest thing you’ll ever learn, is just to accept that musicals are great!

wisdom-of-spring:

Me and Chris watched Moulin Rouge. Apparently I’m not allowed to tell she-changed-her-blog-again & theirtakingthehobbits that I finally got him into a musical….

YES!! Thank you Mel!

just-stuck-on-the-puzzle, what have I been telling you all these years? Next step: Les Mis! :P

The greatest thing you’ll ever learn, is just to accept that musicals are great!

dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason